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(SOUND TRACK: boys/girls/questioning)

Hi, I'm Jack.

I'm your run-of-the-mill, stereotypical "good guy".

If the doors to perception were cleansed, everything would appear as it is: infinite. --William Blake
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of solid marble. --FC #1, Delaware
When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. --Jonathan Swift
And Jesus said: "..and the first shall be last, and the last shall be first." --Matthew 20

.... I see a lot of people polishing the knob on the American Economy. We here at Fight Club believe you're not living up to your potential. This here is your purge plan, for the world to either level up or get the volume turned down. Already been hit by the diseases in your society? Go here. Most people don't really know what they're fighting for, so here you go.

If you like lattes, sedans, workplace asexuality, pills for your ills, please consult another project called America. This is for those who aren't content with that sugar-dipped, bacon-wrapped, shit sandwich. (Follow the PLAN if you don't want (or need) to be convinced.) If you are Chuck Palahnuik, you are free to use this material as you wish.

If you're a minor or the language used is too heavy or aggressive, please click up to the elevated pedestrian walkway to bypass the chaotic traffic coming in the next sentence (now). This society needs a good dicking down, and if you are one of the "politically correct", go back to television or try Netflix and you, too, can feel like you're making a revolution. Or if you have kids, try the Snarky, but Correct, Guide on How to Care for Children, because that's an underserved group. There are only so many ways to shake the apples out of a tree, though. So... look around, because no one else on Earth has a real PLAN.

RULES OF FIGHT CLUB (by Tyler Durden):

  1. You do not talk about fight club.
    1. BECAUSE IF YOU TALKED ABOUT FIGHT CLUB, YOU'D MAKE IT VAIN AND SOMETHING STUPID.
  2. You do not TALK about FIGHT CLUB.
    1. BECAUSE MAYBE WE'RE SKIRTING THE LAW OR LIVING ON THE EDGE, AND WE DON'T NEED YOUR TROUBLE.
  3. If someone says "stop", goes limp, or taps out the fight is over.
    1. BECAUSE WE DON'T SUPPORT SENSELESS VIOLENCE. PEOPLE HAVE TO CHOOSE. AND FEEL IT.
  4. Only two men to a fight. (women too)
    1. THIS ISN'T A GANGBANG. WE'RE NOT HERE TO ROCK YOUR JOLLIES.
  5. One fight at a time.
    1. BUT WE ARE HERE TO SEE WHO'S A MAN, NOT TO ROCK OUR OWN JOLLIES.
  6. No shirts, no shoes, no weapons of any kind.
    1. WE LIKE IT RAW. BUT WEAR A TOOTH GUARD IF YOU WANT.
  7. Fights will go on as long as they need to.
    1. MOST LIKELY, NO ONE KNOWS BETTER THAN THE MEN INVOLVED.
  8. You are not your job. You fight as MEN (women), not lieutenants, hotel executives, not barkeeps, nor busboys.
    1. THE FIST IS YOUR EQUALIZER.
  9. If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
    1. WE ARE NOT VIOLENT. WHEN THE WORLD MAKES YOU NUMB, YOU MUST LEVEL UP TO YOUR PAIN THRESHOLD.
  10. Have a disagreement between a brother or sister of the Club? Work it out verbally. And no fights between genders!
    1. 'NUFF SAID.
You work out at the gym, so why are you getting so soft? Why can't you hold your own head in an argument? You've been getting emasculated by the American Left into wussies afraid of hurting people's feelings. This site is about getting into perfect form, burning out of the bourgeois lifestyle that you might have gotten sucked into or the straight-jacket of political correctness and about facing some reality. If you are a woman, you too. Take your power back from all of the male institutions that have told you what the world is and return to the Path of Knowledge and find out what you can do. Stop believing that you're weaker than a man in a fight. This is also for the cyberpunks to hone themselves into the technical elite.

After you join the club, you won't be cruising mindlessly, doing 4:20, lighting up your cigs to deal w/stress, wasting time at the bar, or popping pills from the doctor to deal with the world. Remember that this country was made by pranksters and people who wanted to end tyranny.

Aim for something a little higher. Aim for Truth and Justice or maybe perfect engineering. That's always a good target with very little competition. We only fight each other when there's nothing else to do, when there's nowhere else to channel our anger and ennui into useful change. Register on this website and star it. You will be contacted by an authorized representative of the Club. Other than that, FOLLOW THE PLAN.

These documents carry with them the voices of the forces which helped inspire them: don Juan (Carlos Casteneda), Tyler Durden (Chuck Palahnuik), Boba Fett/Obiwan/Qui-Gon Jinn (George Lucas and Steven Speilberg), the Buddha (Zen stories) and Marxos (Mark Janssen, yours truly).

We at fight club prefer the music of the Chemical Brothers and Rage Against the Machine. You may find this helpful at your fight nights. The quick path to accomplish what's in these pages: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERYTHING. It is your planet, your country, your future. Stop waiting for someone else to do it.

If you need to start small (politically), check out the Pangaia project under this moniker or find the ZEITGEIST at wiki.hackerspaces.org (because of a conflict of the sysadmins, you may have to search for that title under "Everything").

DON'T FIGHT ALONE. JOIN THE FIGHT CLUB.

(With special thanks to the Wook-tang clan for sponsoring this material from the future.)

There are only so many ways to relate to a chaotic world: seclusion, berzerking. Most people rely on those two, either hiding from it all through drugs and other escapes like television or ride the mania as egotists. The Jedi know there are other ways, but to know them, you have to find one.
Internal notes. Click on those amazing links above I gave you and get out of here. Or try this: A New Love for le Clique.

Codes, with respect to order of above:

  1. Respect
  2. Discipline
  3. Honor
  4. Responsibility
  5. Leadership
  6. Emptiness
  7. Patience
  8. Equality
  9. Inclusion
  10. Wisdom
Keywords: New Romantics, Straight-Edge, Cyberpunk, Fight Club, TRON.

Category: Justice League

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