Headline scores

Here are some headlines targets to earn major karma points. Whoever pulls it off and gets documented evidence in the Press will have rewards in heaven itself.

• "Excrement Catapult baffles local police"
• "Fart panic on flight 403 threatens landing, cabin in hysterics"
• "'Friendly' christian argument ends in puke brawl"
• "Routine stop creates traffic hazzard"
• "Man terrorizes LA neighborhood with army tank"
• "Gorilla throws housewife like ragdoll"
• ...add your own ideas here...