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Headline scores

Lone Ranger edited this page Jun 6, 2018 · 5 revisions

Here are some headlines targets to earn major karma points. Whoever pulls it off and gets documented evidence in the Press will have rewards in heaven itself.

  • "Excrement Catapult baffles local police"
  • "Fart panic on flight 403 threatens landing, cabin in hysterics"
  • "'Friendly' christian argument ends in puke brawl"
  • "Routine stop creates traffic hazzard"
  • "Man acquires tank and terrorizes LA neighborhood"
  • ...add your own ideas here...
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