Clippy

Autonomous paperclip generator, converting all matter in your universe to paperclips, one click at a time

Run

1. Open a fresh instance of Universal Paperclips in your browser.

Hint: run reset() in the developer tools console to start a fresh game. Be aware that this will reset any progress you have made.

2. Copy the contents of clippy.js to your clipboard and paste them into the developer tools console.

3. Press enter!

About

Clippy is a bot designed to play the artificial intelligence game Universal Paperclips.

It plays the game without using cheats, similar to how a human would after studying the game and learning how to play it. That being said, Clippy definitely clicks faster than you do! It performs multiple actions on each execution of the browser's javascript event loop. On my laptop, that shakes out to around 12000 to 120000 actions per minute.