diff --git a/packages/garbo/src/index.ts b/packages/garbo/src/index.ts
index 15070029e..0a9dab7c3 100644
--- a/packages/garbo/src/index.ts
+++ b/packages/garbo/src/index.ts
@@ -86,6 +86,7 @@ import {
   runGarboQuests,
   SetupTargetCopyQuest,
 } from "./tasks";
+import { CockroachSetup } from "./tasks/cockroachPrep";
 
 // Max price for tickets. You should rethink whether Barf is the best place if they're this expensive.
 const TICKET_MAX_PRICE = 500000;
@@ -107,6 +108,15 @@ function ensureBarfAccess() {
 }
 
 function defaultTarget() {
+  // Can we account for re-entry if we only have certain amounts of copiers left in each of these?
+  if (
+    have($skill`Just the Facts`) &&
+    have($skill`Meteor Lore`) &&
+    have($item`Powerful Glove`) &&
+    (get("_prToday") || get("prAlways"))
+  ) {
+    return $monster`cockroach`;
+  }
   if ($skills`Curse of Weaksauce, Saucegeyser`.every((s) => have(s))) {
     return maxBy(
       $monsters.all().filter((m) => m.wishable && isFreeAndCopyable(m)),
@@ -517,6 +527,11 @@ export function main(argString = ""): void {
     // FIXME: Dynamically figure out pointer ring approach.
     withStash(stashItems, () => {
       withVIPClan(() => {
+        // Prepare pirate realm if our copy target is cockroach
+        // How do we handle if garbo was started without enough turns left without dieting to prep?
+        if (globalOptions.target === $monster`cockroach`) {
+          runGarboQuests([CockroachSetup]);
+        }
         // 0. diet stuff.
         if (
           globalOptions.nodiet ||
diff --git a/packages/garbo/src/tasks/cockroachPrep.ts b/packages/garbo/src/tasks/cockroachPrep.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..74c0eb81a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/garbo/src/tasks/cockroachPrep.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,283 @@
+import { OutfitSpec, Quest } from "grimoire-kolmafia";
+import { GarboTask } from "./engine";
+import {
+  $effect,
+  $familiar,
+  $item,
+  $items,
+  $location,
+  $stat,
+  get,
+  have,
+  maxBy,
+  questStep,
+  uneffect,
+} from "libram";
+import {
+  abort,
+  adv1,
+  mallPrice,
+  myBuffedstat,
+  runChoice,
+  visitUrl,
+} from "kolmafia";
+import { garboValue } from "../garboValue";
+import { freeFightFamiliar } from "../familiar";
+import { freeFightOutfit } from "../outfit";
+import { GarboStrategy, Macro } from "../combat";
+import { acquire } from "../acquire";
+
+// Just checking for the gummi effects for now, maybe can check other stuff later?
+function checkAndFixOvercapStats(): void {
+  if (myBuffedstat($stat`Muscle`) >= 100) {
+    if (have($effect`Gummiheart`)) uneffect($effect`Gummiheart`);
+  }
+  if (myBuffedstat($stat`Mysticality`) >= 100) {
+    if (have($effect`Gummibrain`)) uneffect($effect`Gummibrain`);
+  }
+  if (myBuffedstat($stat`Moxie`) >= 100) {
+    if (have($effect`Gummiskin`)) uneffect($effect`Gummiskin`);
+  }
+  if (
+    myBuffedstat($stat`Moxie`) >= 100 ||
+    myBuffedstat($stat`Mysticality`) >= 100 ||
+    myBuffedstat($stat`Muscle`) >= 100
+  ) {
+    uneffect($effect`Having a Ball!`);
+  }
+  if (
+    myBuffedstat($stat`Moxie`) >= 100 ||
+    myBuffedstat($stat`Mysticality`) >= 100 ||
+    myBuffedstat($stat`Muscle`) >= 100
+  ) {
+    abort(
+      "Buffed stats are too high for PirateRealm! Check for equipment or buffs that we can add to prevent in the script",
+    );
+  }
+}
+
+function dessertIslandWorthIt(): boolean {
+  // guesstimating value of giant crab at 3*VOA
+  if (garboValue($item`cocoa of youth`) > 3 * get("valueOfAdventure")) {
+    return true;
+  }
+  return false;
+}
+
+function crewRoleValue(crewmate: string): number {
+  // Cuisinier is highest value if cocoa of youth is more meat than expected from giant crab
+  if (dessertIslandWorthIt() && crewmate.includes("Cuisinier")) {
+    return 50;
+  }
+  // Coxswain helps save turns if we run from storms
+  if (crewmate.includes("Coxswain")) return 40;
+  // Harquebusier gives us extra fun from combats
+  if (crewmate.includes("Harquebusier")) return 30;
+  // Crypto, Cuisinier (if cocoa not worth it), and Mixologist have small bonuses we care about less
+  return 0;
+}
+
+function crewAdjectiveValue(crewmate: string): number {
+  // Wide-Eyed give us bonus fun when counting birds in smooth sailing, and we'll mostly be doing that rather than spending limited grub/grog
+  if (crewmate.includes("Wide-Eyed")) return 5;
+  // Gluttonous can help when running out of grub, even though we usually shouldn't?
+  if (crewmate.includes("Gluttonous")) return 4;
+  // Beligerent, Dipsomaniacal, and Pinch-Fisted don't make much difference
+  return 0;
+}
+
+function chooseCrew(): void {
+  const bestChoice = maxBy([1, 2, 3], (choiceOption) => {
+    const crewmatePref = `_pirateRealmCrewmate${choiceOption}`;
+    const crewmate = get(crewmatePref);
+    const roleValue = crewRoleValue(crewmate);
+    const adjectiveValue = crewAdjectiveValue(crewmate);
+    return roleValue + adjectiveValue;
+  });
+  runChoice(bestChoice);
+}
+
+export const CockroachSetup: Quest<GarboTask> = {
+  name: "Setup Cockroach Target",
+  completed: () => get("_lastPirateRealmIsland") === $location`Trash Island`,
+  tasks: [
+    // Tasks to progress pirate realm up to selecting Trash Island go here
+    // We'll have to be careful about things like max stats becoming too high (bofa is annoying for this!)
+    // To be optimal we would progress up until we're about to fight the giant giant crab, and then after buffing and fighting it, we then select trash island.
+    // We might need some restructuring to do this nicely?
+    {
+      name: "Get PirateRealm Eyepatch",
+      completed: () => have($item`PirateRealm eyepatch`),
+      do: () => visitUrl("place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port"),
+      limit: { tries: 1 },
+      spendsTurn: false,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Start PirateRealm Journey",
+      ready: () => have($item`PirateRealm eyepatch`),
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 0,
+      prepare: () => checkAndFixOvercapStats(),
+      do: () => {
+        visitUrl("place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port");
+        runChoice(1); // Head to Groggy's
+        chooseCrew(); // Choose our crew
+        runChoice(4); // Choose anemometer for trash island
+        runChoice(4); // Choose swift clipper, fastest ship
+        runChoice(1); // Head for the sea
+      },
+      outfit: { equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch` },
+      limit: { tries: 1 },
+      spendsTurn: false,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Choose First Island",
+      ready: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") === 1,
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 1,
+      prepare: () => checkAndFixOvercapStats(),
+      do: () => adv1($location`Sailing the PirateRealm Seas`),
+      outfit: { equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch` },
+      choices: () => ({
+        1352:
+          dessertIslandWorthIt() &&
+          get("_pirateRealmCrewmate").includes("Cuisinier")
+            ? 6
+            : 1,
+      }),
+      limit: { tries: 1 },
+      spendsTurn: false,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Sail to first Island",
+      ready: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") === 2,
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 2,
+      prepare: () => checkAndFixOvercapStats(),
+      do: () => adv1($location`Sailing the PirateRealm Seas`),
+      outfit: {
+        equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch, PirateRealm party hat, Red Roger's red right foot`,
+      },
+      choices: () => ({
+        1365: 1,
+        1364: 2,
+        1361: 1,
+        1357: get("_pirateRealmGold") >= 50 ? 3 : 4,
+        1360: 6, // Will need to add shop handling, perhaps to choice adventure script
+        1356: 3,
+        1362:
+          get("_pirateRealmShipSpeed") - get("_pirateRealmSailingTurns") >= 2
+            ? 2
+            : 1,
+        1363: 2,
+        1359: 1, // Emergency grog adventure, choice one seems more consistent?
+        1358: 1, // Emergency grub adventure, choice one seems more consistent?
+        1367: 1, // Wrecked ship, this uses glue, need a pref for glue to make this not break if we don't have glue
+      }),
+      limit: { tries: 8 },
+      spendsTurn: true,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Land Ho (First Island)",
+      ready: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") === 3,
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 3,
+      prepare: () => checkAndFixOvercapStats(),
+      do: () => {
+        // Should give us the Land-Ho adventure
+        if (visitUrl("adventure.php?snarfblat=530").includes("Land Ho!")) {
+          runChoice(1);
+        } else {
+          abort("Expected Land Ho! but didn't get it!");
+        }
+      },
+      outfit: {
+        equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch`,
+      },
+      limit: { tries: 1 },
+      spendsTurn: false,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Standard Island Combats (Island 1)",
+      ready: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") === 4,
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 4,
+      prepare: () => {
+        checkAndFixOvercapStats();
+        if (
+          mallPrice($item`windicle`) < 3 * get("valueOfAdventure") &&
+          !get("_pirateRealmWindicleUsed")
+        ) {
+          acquire(1, $item`windicle`, 3 * get("valueOfAdventure"), true);
+        }
+      },
+      do: () => adv1(get("_lastPirateRealmIsland", $location`none`)),
+      outfit: () =>
+        freeFightOutfit({
+          equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch, PirateRealm party hat, carnivorous potted plant, Red Roger's red left foot, Space Trip safety headphones`,
+          familiar: freeFightFamiliar({
+            canChooseMacro: false,
+            location: get("_lastPirateRealmIsland", $location`none`),
+            allowAttackFamiliars: true,
+            mode: "free",
+          }),
+        }),
+      combat: new GarboStrategy(() =>
+        Macro.externalIf(
+          mallPrice($item`windicle`) < 3 * get("valueOfAdventure") &&
+            !get("_pirateRealmWindicleUsed") &&
+            get("_pirateRealmIslandMonstersDefeated") <= 1,
+          Macro.item($item`windicle`),
+        ).basicCombat(),
+      ),
+      limit: { tries: 8 },
+      spendsTurn: true,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Final Island Encounter (Island 1)", // Ideally we delay this to do it before our copy target fights for meat but here for now
+      ready: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") === 5,
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 5,
+      prepare: () => {
+        checkAndFixOvercapStats();
+      },
+      do: () => {
+        if (get("_lastPirateRealmIsland") === $location`Dessert Island`) {
+          // Should give us cocoa of youth
+          if (
+            visitUrl("adventure.php?snarfblat=531").includes(
+              "Chocolate Fountain of Youth",
+            )
+          ) {
+            runChoice(1);
+          } else {
+            abort("Expected cocoa of youth but got something else!");
+          }
+        } else {
+          adv1($location`Crab Island`);
+        }
+      },
+      outfit: () => {
+        if (get("_lastPirateRealmIsland") === $location`Crab Island`) {
+          const spec: OutfitSpec = {
+            modifier: ["meat"],
+            equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch`,
+            avoid: $items`cursed pirate cutlass`, // Gives +25 muscle which often overcaps
+            familiar: $familiar`Hobo Monkey`, // We haven't done familiar prep yet so robort isn't fed yet, something to fix later
+          };
+          return spec;
+        }
+        return { equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch` };
+      },
+      choices: { 1385: 1, 1368: 1 }, // Take cocoa of youth, fight crab
+      combat: new GarboStrategy(() => Macro.delevel().meatKill()),
+      limit: { tries: 1 },
+      spendsTurn: true,
+    },
+    {
+      name: "Choose Trash Island",
+      ready: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") === 6,
+      completed: () => questStep("_questPirateRealm") > 6,
+      prepare: () => checkAndFixOvercapStats(),
+      do: () => adv1($location`Sailing the PirateRealm Seas`),
+      outfit: { equip: $items`PirateRealm eyepatch` },
+      choices: { 1353: 5 }, // Trash Island
+      limit: { tries: 1 },
+      spendsTurn: false,
+    },
+  ],
+};