diff --git a/src/wanderer/index.ts b/src/wanderer/index.ts
index 43d1c3c36..36c77fada 100644
--- a/src/wanderer/index.ts
+++ b/src/wanderer/index.ts
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ import {
   WandererLocation,
 } from "./lib";
 import { lovebugsFactory } from "./lovebugs";
+import { wartFactory } from "./wart";
 import { yellowRayFactory } from "./yellowray";
 
 export type { DraggableFight };
@@ -22,6 +23,7 @@ const wanderFactories: WandererFactory[] = [
   yellowRayFactory,
   lovebugsFactory,
   guzzlrFactory,
+  wartFactory,
 ];
 
 export function bestWander(
diff --git a/src/wanderer/wart.ts b/src/wanderer/wart.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..5aeb58bbb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/wanderer/wart.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+import { $familiar, $item, $items, $location, $locations, get, have } from "libram";
+import { DraggableFight, WandererTarget } from "./lib";
+import { realmAvailable } from "../lib";
+import { Item, Location } from "kolmafia";
+import { garboValue } from "../session";
+
+const cardLocations = new Map<Location, Item>([
+  [$location`Barf Mountain`, $item`keycard α`],
+  [$location`Pirates of the Garbage Barges`, $item`keycard β`],
+  [$location`The Toxic Teacups`, $item`keycard γ`],
+  [$location`Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice`, $item`keycard δ`],
+]);
+
+const targetPrioirity = $locations`Pirates of the Garbage Barges, The Toxic Teacups, Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice, Barf Mountain`;
+
+export function wartFactory(_type: DraggableFight, locationSkiplist: Location[]): WandererTarget[] {
+  if (
+    !realmAvailable("stench") ||
+    $items`keycard α, keycard β, keycard γ, keycard δ`.every((card) => have(card))
+  ) {
+    return [];
+  }
+
+  const cardsNeeded = $items`keycard α, keycard β, keycard γ, keycard δ`.filter(
+    (card) => !have(card)
+  ).length;
+  const expectedValueOfKillingWart =
+    (have($familiar`Grey Goose`) ? 3 : 2) * garboValue($item`brain preservation fluid`) +
+    garboValue($item`Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife`) -
+    (1 + cardsNeeded) * get("valueOfAdventure");
+  const turncost = 100 * cardsNeeded;
+  const target = targetPrioirity
+    .filter((l) => !locationSkiplist.includes(l))
+    .find((location) => {
+      const card = cardLocations.get(location);
+      return card && have(card);
+    });
+  if (!target || !turncost) return [];
+  return [
+    new WandererTarget(
+      `Wart Dinsey ${cardLocations.get(target)}`,
+      target,
+      expectedValueOfKillingWart / turncost
+    ),
+  ];
+}