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A lang based on PHP, JS, and Holy C. Meant as a parody/satire of religious/cult mindsets and dogmas (including ideologies).

I've chosen those langs, because:

JS & PHP are jokes that everyone decided to take seriously - (unknown)

Which is reminiscent of most religions. And Holy C is a C-family language with devotion included.

Features

GOP (God Oriented Programming), which is just regular OOP, but the root super-class is an Object named God. All subclasses and objects are constructed from God. Attempting to God(God) is both a SyntaxError and a TypeError, as God is an atheist and doesn't have the power to create another deity (despite being omnipotent).
Of all numbers, 3 is considered falsy, for no reason whatsoever.
69 is considered "sinful", any use of it will incur in a slowdown penalty of 69%.
666 is a SyntaxError, use 665+1 instead.
The only Bool is true. In a dogmatic mindset, there's no such thing as "false". You must blindly believe everything the cult says.
String literals can be written using any combination of " and '. '' is considered "the same" as "
Monkey Patching, reflection/introspection, and operator overloading, are all forbidden. You're not the authority here, you're an intellectual slave
gaslight operator allows you to cast values to absolutely any type (including custom objects). But it's very unreliable, as some objects aren't gullible enough